星座搞笑台词

1. 白羊座: We're always up for a fight. 2. 金牛座: Don't expect me to go out on a date with you. 3. 双子座: People keep telling me to slow down. 4. 巨蟹座: I prefer to be alone, thank you. 5. 狮子座: I'm the king of the world. 6. 处女座: I don't like to be made fun of. 7. 天秤座: Let's go on a date to see a movie. 8. 天蝎座: I have a high metabolism. 9. 射手座: Don't count on me to do anything. 10. 摩羯座: I'm a workaholic. 1

1. 水瓶座: I prefer to spend my time on abstract ideas. 12. 双鱼座: I can't help but feel浪漫.

星座搞笑对话

1. 白羊座: Do you have any questions about me? 2. 金牛座: Do you like shopping? 3. 双子座: How about you tell me your favorite color? 4. 巨蟹座: Do you have any pets? 5. 狮子座: What's your favorite food? 6. 处女座: How about you tell me your favorite book? 7. 天秤座: Do you like music? 8. 天蝎座: How about you tell me your favorite歌手? 9. 射手座: What's your favorite体育运动? 10. 摩羯座: How about you tell me your favorite电影类型? 1

1. 水瓶座: What's your favorite holiday? 12. 双鱼座: Do you have any favorite author?

星座搞笑表情

1. 白羊座: I'm excited! 2. 金牛座: Oh my God! 3. 双子座: LOL! 4. 巨蟹座: 卧槽! 5. 狮子座: 哇哈哈哈哈哈! 6. 处女座: 喵喵喵! 7. 天秤座: 哦哦哦! 8. 天蝎座: 呼呼呼! 9. 射手座: 哈哈哈哈! 10. 摩羯座: 哦哦哦哦! 1

1. 水瓶座: 喵喵喵喵! 12. 双鱼座: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!